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*SPECIAL+OFFER*ALERT*

*SPECIAL+OFFER*ALERT*

*SPECIAL+OFFER*ALERT*

CLICK on my BIG BLACK Top Hat!

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Hi, I'm Matt, See my Black Top Hat?

(HINT: it is the one on top of my HEAD)

Yes (Black) Now-CLICK-THAT-Hat!

Click To Open My HAT and SAVE On All Your Dog Needs - or Just One - or None - But CLICK IT TO SEE ME!

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Did You Click My Hat To See What's Under That?

Then Why-Still-Here, Chewing The Fat?



Now Burn That Fat

Just Click my HAT!

 Your Savings Begin - Right Under That!



 Saving Like a Fat Cat 

 Saving Like a Fat Cat 

 Saving Like a Fat Cat 


Gonna Get a Top Hat 

Gonna Get a Top Hat 

 Saving Like a Fat Cat 

 Saving Like a Fat Cat 

Gonna Get a Top Hat 

Gonna Get a Top Hat 


 Saving Like a Fat Cat 


-and- so forth!........OY!.... I need music to continue this dog master piece. - lucky for you, I have none.

 

Capishe'?

 

 


Scroll Back Up There - Click My Hat Hair

Because Here and Below

There's Nothing There! 


 Saving Like a Fat Cat 

Click To Open My HAT and SAVE On All Your Dog Needs - or Just One - or None - But CLICK IT TO SEE ME!