
*SPECIAL+OFFER*ALERT*
*SPECIAL+OFFER*ALERT*
*SPECIAL+OFFER*ALERT*
CLICK on my BIG BLACK Top Hat!

Hi, I'm Matt, See my Black Top Hat?
(HINT: it is the one on top of my HEAD)
Yes (Black) Now-CLICK-THAT-Hat!


Did You Click My Hat To See What's Under That?
Then Why-Still-Here, Chewing The Fat?
Now Burn That Fat
Just Click my HAT!
Your Savings Begin - Right Under That!
Saving Like a Fat Cat
Saving Like a Fat Cat
Saving Like a Fat Cat
Gonna Get a Top Hat
Gonna Get a Top Hat
Saving Like a Fat Cat
Saving Like a Fat Cat
Gonna Get a Top Hat
Gonna Get a Top Hat
Saving Like a Fat Cat
-and- so forth!........OY!.... I need music to continue this dog master piece. - lucky for you, I have none.
Capishe'?
Scroll Back Up There - Click My Hat Hair
Because Here and Below
There's Nothing There!